Differences Between You And Your Boss

[a struggler always wins]

When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.

When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.

When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When you have one too many drinks at a social, you’re a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.

When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it ‘s because he’s overworked.

[subhan_ma]

true...

[nonparisian]

funny but true

[voyager1908]

Yes it's true.

[Jayantha]

yes it is true all are same bot

[ucseal]

Honestly differences between my boss and I. He is scared of losing his job so he continually inputs worthless ideas into conversations and basically gets involved simply because he wants to justify his existence for being there. Truth is that everything would run without him being there and does.