I've learned...That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I
do about it.
You are NOT a DESI when.....
>* You don't open a conversation (on telephone) with a
'hello' but with a 'hi
>* The telephone is never 'engaged', it's always
>* You don't 'disconnect' a phone, you simply
>* You never 'mess-up' things, you only 'screw them
>* You never have a 'residence' telephone number, you
have a 'home' number;
>you never have a 'office' telephone, you have a
>* You don't stop at the 'signals', but halt at the
>* You don't 'accelerate', you 'step on the gas'.
>* Your tire never 'punctures', you may have a 'flat'.
>* There are no 'petrol pumps', but 'gas stations'.
>* 'I don't know nothing'. Two negatives don't make a
>* You no longer meet a 'wonderful' person, you meet a
>* No one stays 'a stone's throw away', rather 'a few
>* There's no 'Town Side', it's 'Down Town'.
>* Life's no longer 'miserable' it 'stinks'.
>* You don't have a 'great' time, you have a 'ball'.
>* You don't 'sweat it out', you 'work your butt off'.
>* You no longer live in 'flats', you live in
>* You don't stand in a 'queue', you are in a 'line'.
>* You are not 'disgusting', you are 'sick'.
>* You can't get 'surprised', you get 'zapped'.
>* You don't 'schedule' a meeting, you 'skejule' it.
>* You never 'joke', U just 'kid'. For example, 'Are u
>* You don't ask somebody 'How r u?' You say 'What's
>* There's no 'zero' but 'O', no 'Z' but zee;
>* There's no full stop after a statement, there's a